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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via lohanthony)

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

(via mchaha)

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

(via smile--itlooksgood)

aflylovesong:

Loyalty and orgasms are all I really want in a relationship

(via nicnuggets)

"I could have every single part of your body pressed against mine and I’d still say ‘pull me closer’."
— (via regrettes)

(Source: un-existinq, via nicnuggets)

"Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible."
— Things I’ll teach my children (via wanksclub)

(Source: infl4ted, via avggie)

cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

(via pizza)

"Write drunk, edit sober."
— Ernest Hemingway (via nudelip)

(Source: showslow, via alexaaf)

ssweet-dispositionn:

Amen

frlcker:

I want to kiss you but I also want to light you on fire at the same time

(Source: studip, via pizza)

rumour:

has it

(via pizza)

florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

(via lezzbefriendz)