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overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

(via smile--itlooksgood)

itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

(via lostmoonchild)

"I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up."
— (via misslucy-rose)

(Source: flyingwithoutwings21, via lostmoonchild)

catsandlesbiansyo:

userbar:

yes, yes they are

Water is wet
Anonymous: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

guiltyhipster:

Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know. 

(via twentyfront)

digimemory:

people saying they want evan peters’ lobster claw fingers inside of them

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(via ellensdegenerates)

My favorite part of kissing is when you are both just giving small kisses then all of a sudden they would bite your lip then shit gets real.

(Source: h0llow3yes, via twentyfront)

So I got a new haircut

keyote:

friend: *crying* he never called me 

me: did you swallow though?

friend: ew no

me:

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(via lohanthony)

"Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old."
— Unknown (via chanelbagsandcigarettedrags)

(Source: supercheapet, via dxzzling)

mxcleod:

did anyone ever ask the anaconda for its opinion?

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